yeezytaughtme: marcolikesdirt: spanisharlem: clandemens: Snowflakes in Russia. Only a kid in an element shirt would make this. his whispers and eyebrow movements make me question his motives.his lips are too wet smackin them shits like they stole somethin I don’t know what’s going on but this made me really uncomfortable. i laff u heh heh heh sus as HELL CREEPY KID MADE ANOTHER...
yo internet eric and i are at perkins and we’re about to go on a drive-by shooting massacre because chloe bechtel is in the same room as i am when you hear about it on the news, i’m going to need to someone to make a tumblr dedicated to our dastardly crimes and call yourselves the perketrators
cybergay: ok the prototype is done
i feel like i annoy everyone i talk to a lot and even if you tell me a million times that i’m not annoying you it still doesn’t change the fact that i personally feel like i’m annoying you and can’t help it!!!!!!
kanyewestborobaptist asked: HURR DURR BANE SUX BECAUSE
okay can i just talk about this via lengthy paragraphs under a “read more” page break because it really bothers me a lot[[MORE]] i really, really liked the dark knight rises. no, it’s not the best movie in the entire world, but it’s a pretty good fuckin’ movie, man. it feels like a lot of people who are saying they hated it are either too lazy or too stupid to figure...
aw man i love people who are super edgy and say they hated the dark knight rises because it was boring and dumb and omg soooooo predictable and stupid wow how can anyone like this stupid movie it was stupid and bad and no one even likes it like, i find nothing wrong about disliking things because everything isn’t always every single person’s definition of good or fun or entertaining...
good news everyone hot topic still sells invader zim merchandise
avalar: The Dark Knight Rises (In Real Life)
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
my friend and i made up a rap of sorts in like grade 8 about people who went to our school and everyone would always come up to us and be like “OMG CAN U DO UR RAP FOR US” and then within like the first month of high school, this other girl i was friends with shouted “SARAH CAN RAP!!!!!!!” (i can’t) in front of our whole gym class including juniors and seniors and no...
alright nick you buy the batman iphone case and i’ll buy the bane iphone case and we’ll smash our phones together to see who is triumphant
AND LASER SHOWS FUCK IN MCDONALD’S!!!! THE FUTURE
the first time i ever had an english muffin was probably like 4 years ago when i was babysitting for my mom’s friend and i ended up liking it so much that i ate like 6 in the span of an hour and when the mom and dad got home they were like “where did all of the english muffins go” and i was like “i dont know maybe ian and claire ate some” and the mom was like...
aw shit i went and got shaved ice after i left work and she gave me a medium instead of a small for the price of a small i’m so pleased
prehistoricturtlesaurus replied to your post: prehistoricturtlesaurus replied to your photo:… Oh good. I thought for a second that like, the IT guys had posted “Eric’s Dumb” as a warning to me or some shit, haha. lmao what if he did though like that’s what he labeled earthmover’s IP address “eric is dumb” “i see you playing pokemon faggot” but no...
youngstero: I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
prehistoricturtlesaurus said: You are now a...
it’s about to get really murder-y in my work place if this horse shit continues i don’t work for you bitch put your own fucking toilet paper in the bathroom
prehistoricturtlesaurus replied to your photo: what’s up eric Wait what? i have a tracker SoN I C U
i hate the people i work with so much oh my GOD this woman came up to me and was like “um sarah you need to order some more toilet paper because there isn’t any in the bathroom” and i was like “uh there’s a bunch of toilet paper in the box in the storage closet” and she goes “oh… well you need to put toilet paper in the bathroom then” and i...
you know how you see posts on your dash where it’s really obvious that someone put a lot of effort into making something look like it actually happened instead of them putting way too much effort into a fake post for notes on this stupid website like “LMFAO I PUT THE WORD FUCK ON THIS POSTER FOR SCHOOL AND MY TEACHER LOVED IT HA HAAAAAA LIKE MY POSTS AND THINK I’M FUNNY...
sl3ndy: Rather than be financially responsible, I’m going to go out and buy a new guitar. Fff me and you are the most fiscally irresponsible people i have ever met
eric you dun goof’d again re: reblogging things as links
sl3ndy replied to your photo: can you stop IF actually if dolan