i’m serious stop using unnecessary ellipses it looks weird and i think you’re an idiot sounds good… i just woke up… sit on my face…
i hate falling asleep with my contacts in because when i wake up, my eyes are all sticky and it hurts to have them open ;~;
yo if you’re going to put a picture of your butt on the internet can you at least have someone verify that your butt is picture-worthy dont wanna see naw gross butts smh
big casino | jimmy eat world
So call me, maybe?
prolifeproblems: Hey I just met you, but I’m your baby. So please don’t abort me, maybe? ….. what the fuck
end-you: tired, horny
the titanic: ruining cruise lines since 1912
i cant get my gifs from the room to look right omg i h8 u tumblr
schakerin: whitegirlblogger: ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ make out ♥ ♡ with me ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ...
women who tell a “black joke” or a “holocaust joke” and then turn around and get mad when someone makes a feminist joke “wow that is in really bad taste that’s not even funny you misogynist cunt”
triphop: impossible germany is wilco’s most perfect song it’s like everything ive ever wanted in a song
now that my phone is jailbroken, i’ve been downloading apps just because i can even though i probably wont ever use them skeletal system pro II? WHY NOT
Anonymous asked: Does talking about sex embarrass you at all?
it’s times like these when i forget that people i know IRL follow me sorry yall
prehistoricturtlesaurus replied to your post: What’s the weirdest sexual thing you love? I can’t imagine that tastes very good for him. I also don’t want to know if it does or not, mind you. To each their own. lmao it’s usually his idea and it took me a long time to warm up to it but he likes doing it so i’m not complaining :-) there’s usually a lot of showering on my part...
Anonymous asked: What's the weirdest sexual thing you love?
treyfuckingcasen: finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage for the court jester, sire
lmao i cant breathe these two people are sitting on the couch like 20 feet away from my desk and one of their phones starts ringing and the ringtone is “be a man” by randy savage I’M GONNA PEE MY PANTS as soon as it started ringing i knew what it was going to be THEY CALL YOU HOLLYWOOD (HUH HUH) DONT MAKE ME LAUGH
thoracs: thoracs: maplewren: 12fiftyone: 12fiftyone: Teenage girls using the word “broken” to describe themselves Teenage girls girls Gir G