June 2012
i’m serious stop using unnecessary ellipses it looks weird and i think you’re an idiot
sounds good…
i just woke up…
sit on my face…
i hate falling asleep with my contacts in because when i wake up, my eyes are all sticky and it hurts to have them open ;~;
yo if you’re going to put a picture of your butt on the internet can you at least have someone verify that your butt is picture-worthy
dont wanna see naw gross butts smh
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big casino | jimmy eat world
So call me, maybe?
prolifeproblems:
Hey I just met you,
but I’m your baby.
So please don’t abort me, maybe?
….. what the fuck
May 2012
end-you:
tired, horny
the titanic: ruining cruise lines since 1912
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i cant get my gifs from the room to look right omg
i h8 u tumblr
schakerin:
whitegirlblogger:
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ make out ♥
♡ with me ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
...
women who tell a “black joke” or a “holocaust joke” and then turn around and get mad when someone makes a feminist joke
“wow that is in really bad taste that’s not even funny you misogynist cunt”
triphop:
impossible germany is wilco’s most perfect song it’s like everything ive ever wanted in a song
now that my phone is jailbroken, i’ve been downloading apps just because i can even though i probably wont ever use them
skeletal system pro II? WHY NOT
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Anonymous asked: Does talking about sex embarrass you at all?
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it’s times like these when i forget that people i know IRL follow me
sorry yall
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prehistoricturtlesaurus replied to your post: What’s the weirdest sexual thing you love?
I can’t imagine that tastes very good for him. I also don’t want to know if it does or not, mind you. To each their own.
lmao it’s usually his idea and it took me a long time to warm up to it but he likes doing it so i’m not complaining :-) there’s usually a lot of showering on my part...
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Anonymous asked: What's the weirdest sexual thing you love?
treyfuckingcasen:
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
for the court jester, sire
lmao i cant breathe these two people are sitting on the couch like 20 feet away from my desk and one of their phones starts ringing and the ringtone is “be a man” by randy savage I’M GONNA PEE MY PANTS
as soon as it started ringing i knew what it was going to be
THEY CALL YOU HOLLYWOOD (HUH HUH) DONT MAKE ME LAUGH
thoracs:
thoracs:
maplewren:
12fiftyone:
12fiftyone:
Teenage girls using the word “broken” to describe themselves
Teenage girls
girls
Gir
G
