apparently it’s appropriate to light fireworks in march welp
at least i have a cute bra on
there’s a wonka commercial with dubstep as the music why
toy story is coming on yay
i love my hair so much right now but the dye comes out so easily and ugh i don’t want it to
i don’t know why i torture myself with watching degrassi
when i try to get through on the telephone to you, there’ll be nobody home
just want 2 sleep until i stop feeling sad
holy shit i wish my nose would stop hurting so much i don’t even know why it hurts but it hurts A LOT and won’t stop bleeding and i hate my doctor because she’s stupid and doesn’t know how to be a doctor
oh No i was scratching near my shoulder and felt this little bump and was really upset because i thought a zit was in my armpit but it turned out to be a little tiny mole that i constantly forget i have
I’M SO GLAD THAT I NEVER HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL ALGEBRA COURSE EVER AGAIN
chloe is sleeping next to me and will not stop farting my jimmies are slightly rustled
benedict cumberbatch is seriously so unattractive to me
google is awesome no seriously just click it →
i can’t count how many times a day i wish i was tom servo
obscurememeticreference said: Make some and give...
GO BUY SOME AND MAKE IT YOURSELF
obscurememeticreference said: I haven’t.
you should probably try it at some point if i have to eat any deep-fried water animal, i prefer that it be alligator
obscurememeticreference said: Alligator meat?
have you never had fried alligator? it’s delicious