here goes nothing
hardkour-parkour: (not really) it’s definitely mine
Shaggy - It Wasn’t Me
triphop: 80s bruce springsteen was so hot
britneyspearmintgum: my favourite actor in Friends With Benefits is Justin Timberlake’s butt
amandaxing said: Ok, then perhaps you should go...
i hate coffee ;_; it’s okay i’m going to dairy queen :3
amandaxing said: mcdouble and a medium fry
mcdonald’s gives me intestinal distress ;_;
i’m leaving work in 15 minutes quick what should i get for nourishment
amandaxing said: high five for gettin sum!!
high five for being a homewrecker
i probably shouldn’t have had sex with you last night but GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE AND I LIKE KISSING YOU AND UGH I HAD BEEN WAITING LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF FOR THAT fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
this woman is complaining about how expensive stuff is now and i want to shake her get a real job or sell houses or s/t and then you wouldn’t have to complain all the time
Calling Colin Bechtel a douchebag
amandaxing: Every. Fucking. Day.
i’m so happy that i got to put on a dress today :-)
themooselautrec: obscurememeticreference: kim-jong-chill: “love that i have to turn the A/C up in my car today! :)” it’s fucking february 63 degress what the fuck are you doing i hate you Fuckin’ white people. God dammit. Megan? WHO ELSE
it appears i have developed a rash on my face cute
“love that i have to turn the A/C up in my car today! :)” it’s fucking february 63 degress what the fuck are you doing i hate you
def-not: lol 2 lazy 2 move
german lady spilled her yogurt all over the carpet and i laughed and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT” and turned around and i mumbled “holocaust” but i don’t think she heard me
amandaxing said: Oh nooo… we should have our own...
I WANT TO DO IT IN CHICAGO SO BAD OMG they better figure their shit out before i fight someone
aw what the color run is in chicago on june 2nd but apparently they’ve reached capacity for lincoln park and i’m sad because it looks like a lot of fun :@