February 2012
i found that sloth documentary online and i’m going to watch it and sob because i don’t have a sloth
triphop:
i like boys a lot
i forgot i was downloading season 4 of breaking bad
neat
Watchi wish i could talk like this
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January 2012
palahniukandchocolate:
Where the fuck do you get off
being really fucking cute
and funny
and liking good TV shows
and movies
and having that smile
and that voice
and that laugh
and wearing that cologne
and looking at me like that
and hugging me hello
and being exactly the kind of charming, cocky bastard I’d like way too much.
Ugh.
Asshole.
gettin’ paid $10 an hour to make regular show gifs 6 hours a day 5 days a week aw yiss
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“i post some pretty weird stuff”
oh okay
>pictures of zac efron
SO WEIRD
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today would have been a pretty good day to nap when i got to work, but 3 people showed up at like 9:10 and ruined that for me
attention coworker:
i am sitting here watching you go through some man’s photos on facebook but you can’t see me because i am behind you but i just wanted to let you know, in case you have a tumblr, that i find it ostensibly creepy but maybe it’s your husband or something i don’t really know
either way stop it
love, g. spice
ever since i’ve been receiving a source of income regularly, i’ve come into an abundance of clothing that i don’t remember buying and they usually still have tags on them when i pick them up from my clothing-tornado on the floor
IN RETROSPECT I WISH I HAD GOTTEN A GALLON OF CHICK FIL A LEMONADE TO GO
i’m going to frame this parking ticket
def-not said: bein puss
it was almost like the aforementioned person had a holier than thou attitude all through high school like “ugh underage drinking is sooooooo dumb, why do people drink alcohol at all i bet it isn’t even fun”
and then they’re like “yes i am so drunk all of the time shit you see this picture of me???? don’t pay any attention to all of my alcohol bottles in the...
things that make me happy:
friend who is not of legal drinking age: “yeah man i hate alcohol it’s so stupid why do people get drunk man i’m never going to drink”
same friend that is now legal to consume alcohol: “I LOVE ALCOHOL YEAH”
what are you doing
i picked up chloe’s stuffed counterpart (it’s just a stuffed corgi) that nick and thomas brought me because it got stuck between my bed and the wall and she GROWLED AT IT
i feel pretty stupid now for looking forward to seeing you when you got back all week.
i was even excited about it.
africans:
don’t make me fly my geese in a
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