October 2011
2 tags
theslender-man:
uv cake, that is all
mario kart 64 and uv cake
aw yeah
1 tag
ogjoeyp92 said: ME! ;_;
ogjoeyp92:
juice-springsteen:
come back 2 me black joe
;_;
you are tearing me apawt saruh… ;_;
you betray me ;_;
you didden keep your prahmise ;_;
you trick me ;_;
and i dont care anymore ;_;
why would you follow me if i reblogged one of your posts because i was clearly making fun of you
WHY
ogjoeyp92 said: ME! ;_;
come back 2 me black joe
;_;
livelifenorules said: let’s do it man…
I’M NOT A MAN
DEAL IS OFF
(I’M NOT EVEN FROM TEXAS)
wait fuck i had to erase ur number
i want to go on a random road trip tomorrow
who’s dowwwnnnnn
September 2011
i hate when i get snug as a bug in a rug in my comfy ass bed, and then the burning urge to empty my bladder strikes me
every single time
maybe i’ll “forget” to set my alarm
another thing i hate about winter coming is that i’m going to have nose bleeds all the time now
especially since winter appears to be coming early for illinoize
5 tags
theslender-man said: w8…there are still payphones...
i am not sure
if there are though, they’re probably covered in homeless-man-urine
i actually don’t want to go to work tomorrow
so
maybe someone should call in a bomb threat from a payphone
come on
come onnnNNnNNNnnnNNnNnNnnnn
attention accounting homework
kiss my ass
love, sarah
okay
i’m going to try to do some accounting homework for chapter 5 so i actually have it done when i have class next
ugh
you guys
help me out with an excuse for getting out of working saturdays forever
i thought about telling them i was taking a saturday class at school and then i figured they would probably check up on that and be like lol ur fired nice try faggot
because seriously, since i’ve started working i’ve had maybe 2 saturdays off that i’ve asked for
everyone else gets like 3...
i wish my feet weren’t so fucking cold
i’m sweet on you connie
connie
i’m your little candy maaaaan
can i just make a note for future reference here
if you are going to ask me to drive 20 minutes to come watch a shitty movie with you that wouldn’t even be redeemable with the mst3k crew, don’t ask me to leave after an hour
i am surprised i made it home alive
i am v bad at driving and directions and “back ways”
i have one reason and one reason only about why you should never give me directions to get to anywhere “the back way”
i will get lost and end up at least half an hour away from where i need to be
today i tried to take “the back way” to the mall and somehow ended up in argenta. WHAT.
ugh the body wash i used today smells so good
now i have to go buy the body spray of it
hfaldjlgdllga
scumbag-princess asked: did you use teen vouge? I stopped after ym. It was the greatest time I've ever had on the internet though
ogjoeyp92:
juice-springsteen replied to your post: I don’t give a fuck what anyone is saying it’s BEAUTIFUL outisde!
bet u were walkin in da rain so no1 can c ur creyz faggit lol get off da internet
BOY YOU WANNA SUCK SOMEBODYS DICK YOU CALL SUM FAYGUTZZZZ!!!!
But mothafuck you…that rain is awesome! ;_;
i wish there was a storm or something right now because i like thunder and junk
but...
can i have a pen pal you guys
i’ll write you letters in my stupid girl handwriting that everyone likes a lot and maybe i’ll draw you pictures of my corgi
aristotle-vs-mashyspikeplate:
i believe in miracles
where u from
u sexy thing
sexy thing u
3 tags
my arteries are at least 98% clogged
AT LEAST
MCDONALDS MONOPOLY SEASON IS MY FAVORITE SEASON
okay
i guess i should go shave my legs or something
i just checked the weather and there is a “wind advisory”
is that even a real danger
WIND
maybe this year we’ll go to san diego for christmas instead of miami
but i like miami too
:(
3 tags
My Rant About Preps
istolehisheartanddreams:
Most girls in my school is preps, and I fucking hate the lot of them!!
LOOK!! My parents brought me a Jack Wills jumper for 110 pounds!!
I’m standing in the hall like shut the fuck up bitch before I rip the jumper up feed it to you and make you shit it out!! You ugly mutt!
Your hair looks like fucking amy winehouse!!
Your boyfriend is fucking your bestfriend and you...
i like that “fucking preps” is still a thing in high school
“UGH FUCKIN PREPPY GIRLS”
like
what.
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Mini Ranting Time.
kanariaozoradaisanji:
“So Ii justt decidedd to get a tumblr .! Sincee erryone elsxe is qettinq onee :) Followsx Mee?” No bitch. Don’t ask me for anyone to follow you. That’s what gets you f*cking preps targeted. I’m so sick of these bitches posting all over facebook “Follow meeee(: ” Like bitch really? Your so f*cking popular you don’t wanna just flash your flipping tits or pussy all over...
ok i tried to go back to sleep but i ended up showering instead
now i just want to hang out and eat pizza and watch mystery science theater
w/e i’m going back to sleep
