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THIS FUCKING GUY GIVES ME ONE OF THESE JESUS PAMPHLETS EVERY TIME HE COMES TO THE BANK HE JUST TOLD ME TO READ IT IF I EVER “GET THE CHANCE” SORRY JESUS, DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOU IT DID TELL ME THOUGH THAT I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN JUST BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE (NO SHIT I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD) “LORD I AM A GUILTY LOST HELPLESS SINNER. I BELIEVE YOU SUFFERED ON THE CROSS...
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jesus joseph and mary my friend’s dad just died
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my head is killing me o m g i hope i don’t have an aneurysm waiting around to rupture or anything that could be bad
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am i the only one who couldn’t care in the slightest about the royal wedding
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Anonymous asked: HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and...
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Gaddafi Troops Raping, Issued Viagra: U.S. Envoys
UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - The U.S. envoy to the United Nations told the Security Council on Thursday that troops loyal to Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi were increasingly engaging in sexual violence and some had been issued the impotency drug Viagra, diplomats said. Several U.N. diplomats who attended a closed-door Security Council meeting on Libya told Reuters that U.S. Ambassador Susan Rice...
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george bush kind of fucked up the middle east for everyone even if all the troops are out of iraq by december, that doesn’t mean they’re all going to come home they’ll all just get sent to afghanistan~ re: american leaders, stop sticking your noses in places it doesn’t belong (LIKE IRAQ FOR INSTANCE)
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DEAR PEOPLE WHO ARE PLANNING TO COME TO MY WORK...
I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR YOU TODAY SO STOP
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hi ok my term paper on jim jones is done lawdy lawdy lawdy
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so okay i have to get this term paper on jim jones done TODAY because it is due in roughly 21 hours sidenote: this means i’m almost done with school and i can be naked at home all the time instead of having to worry about getting up and actually going to class once in awhile
Apr 28th
i dont know if i’m being rude here, but all of my coworkers bought a flower basket or whatever for one of the ladies who got surgery (not even major surgery by a long shot) and automatically assumed that i would want to give them $10 for it you could have waited until i was here to ask me but since you didn’t i felt obligated to give you $10 for fucking flowers that die in 5 days so...
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I HOPE THE POPCORN PLACE DOWN THE STREET IS OPEN BECAUSE I NEED TO PURCHASE CARAMEL CORN ALSO REGULAR POPCORN NOMNOMONOMONOMM
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anthony weiner for president 2012
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When you throw trash in a basket and make it.
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