December 2011
everyone ever tells me i am the worst driver ever, so i have a suggestion for you
take the matter of my driving skills up with whoever my driving instructor because someone who approves me for a license to operate a metal death trap on wheels and/or a deadly weapon should be admitted to a psychiatric hospital
just saying
it’s not my fault that your hair is ugly
don’t get mad when i point it out
ROAST BEAST FOR DINNER :-)
ALSO MASHED POTATOES
UNNNNFFFFFF
November 2011
the worst way to wake up is having your chest jumped on by an adorable oversized rabbit and then aforementioned oversized rabbit doing her “hey get up i have to go to the bathroom hey come onnnn i really have to pee look i’m a corgi” dance on your entire torso
infuriating, but also really cute
now excuse me while i resume acquiring zzzzzzz’s
the best thing about having wednesdays off is getting to sleep for more than two hours for once
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one day, i say, today we live as a lion
why isn’t there more ginger love
why is sleeping naked so weird to people
like
it’s the best thing ever
i haven’t seen leon in awhile
now THAT’S a good movie
things that happened at work today:
1. i spent a large part of 5 hours napping on and off, it was awesome
2. i set up the christmas tree and almost knocked the christmas tree over in one fell swoop
3. i broke a bunch of ornaments
welp
1 tag
obscurememeticreference said: Dale Earnhardt...
better, because i’m not dead
pure-fucking-anger said: LIKE YOU’RE EVEN GOOD AT...
fuck you faggot i drive like a nascar driver
(REALLY GOOD)
why doesnt anyone know how to park between 2 lines
ffffff
chloe snores so hard and it’s the cutest thing ever
i’m so bored :@
tess-the-mess said: ARE YOU SERIOUS WHO
CRYSTAL SPENCER
:(
Watchsynecdoche:
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
On this week’s Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show I interview two writers from Degrassi, and to celebrate I have assembled a supercut of every single freeze frame ending from the first four seasons of the show. Go ahead and read that sentence again. It’s all true.
The interview covers the writer’s process, their opinion on Degrassi’s all-time most ‘go there’ moments,...
i found out yesterday that a girl i went to high school with is currently “engaged” to a man who was born in 1957
i mean she’s 19 and free love woo whatever but what the fuck
attn coworkers:
it’s rude and unnecessary to talk about me when i’m 10 feet away
i am in a bad mood, i got 2 hours of sleep (which leaves me with a grand total of 8 hours of sleep in the last 2 days) and my head hurts, so yeah i’m probably being a bitch
but here’s the tricky part: I DON’T CARE
i’m not going to be nice to you if you annoy me so kindly...
i have to be up in 3 hours and i still can’t stop crying
gr8
shut the fuck up
i briefly looked at my window when a car was coming because the raindrops and lights and junk looked like there was a giant christmas tree outside
thank goodness it wasn’t
Anonymous asked: 1957
i’m about to take the longest hot shower
yessss
sending people pictures of jim jones’ serious face is gr8
you know what i think about a lot that also concerns me a lot
if i had to kill someone, how i would make sure i get away with it and oHHHhhh that’s what i think about all day
like “oh i would put on like 6 pairs of rubber gloves and then put on a pair of leather gloves and all the shower caps and etc etc etc”
DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS OR IS IT JUST ME
i think i’m going to do some body manicuring tonight also
like shave my yeti legs and stuff
okay so good-ish news
i have to be at work at 7 tomorrow so THAT MEANS i’m going to stay home and go to sleep early* and stuff
*stay up late anyway and complain about being tired on tuesday
“these glasses is gettin’ too weak for my eyes”
THAT’S NOT HOW GLASSES WORK, DEBORAH
hold on while i cry because this is the worst day
so
a couple things
actually just one thing
i just locked my keys in my car :@
is there such a thing as the freshman negative 15
because i think that is what’s happening to me
