okay i’m going 2 watch scary movies now i guess fff
i don’t want to drive ever again because a fucking bookmobile cut me off A BOOKMOBILE
ughghghhhhh i love puscifer WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE LOVE PUSCIFER IT WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
ask me stuff →
ogjoeyp92: 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? 7....
bookmobile just cut me off the fucking bookmobile
this minivan is going like 45 in a 55 because there’s a sheriff behind her the sun keeps making me sneeze liveblogging my driving 2k11
i shouldnt skip class tonight but oh god i dont feel like going to listen to an elderly man talk about accounting for 2 hours
okay well i guess i’m gonna nap with chloe b4 class (she’s way ahead of me on the nap game though) aw yeah
i don’t understand why people put ugly ass watermarks on screencaps of tv shows it takes maybe 5 seconds to pause a youtube video, screencap it, and crop it in paint what the fuck “THIS SCREENCAP OF THIS TV SHOW IS MINE AND I FUCKING CROPPED THAT SHIT IN PAINT BRO DON’T FUCKING STEAL IT I’LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DUDE DONT CROP MY WATERMARK OUT EITHER BECAUSE I’LL...
so there was a game on an episode of icarly (don’t ask why i know this) that consisted of every player putting a card on this thing they wore on their head and they had to guess what they were it didn’t exist and now there’s a commercial for a game called hedbandz which is the exact same thing lawsuit in the future maybe
theslender-man said: I am so ready
DEBAUCHERY should i buy a bee costume
slender douche i hope you are prepared for the amount of life ruining that will occur on friday
i wonder if anyone who has that dumb “crazy frog” thing from like 2003 as their ringtone is embarrassed at all because they should be
i really like the cheesy popeye music in videos of the nuremberg rally hitler’s a pretty cool guy
It must be tough for Republicans to love America so much but hate almost...– Jon Stewart (via xombebe)
10:00 “you have to leave i’m going to sleep” 1:00am oh look i’m on facebook not sleeping cute
obscurememeticreference said: I’m gonna watch The...
HEY ME TOO i figured out it’s impossible to play mario party on the computer so i decided to watch the shining in fantastic blu ray hd
i’m just gonna play mario party all night
obscurememeticreference said: Physical media,...
I KNOW WHAT A DVD IS :@ I WAS BEING FUNNY BECAUSE I DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING FROM DEMONOID AND NOW I’M MAD BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY JOKE SERIOUSLY AND/OR RUINED IT ON PURPOSE
obscurememeticreference said: Step your DVD game...
what the fuck is a dvd
puscifer | drunk with power
obscurememeticreference said: Fuck. So do I.
i started downloading it like 5 minutes ago HALFWAY DONE AW YEAH
i just want to watch the shining god damn
i’m definitely not listening to ozzy osbourne or anything right now
chloe shuffles my blanket around with her stupid short face all the time and spins around in circles like she’s chasing her tail but she doesn’t have a tail to chase silly chloe
every time i get my hands on a twist-tie, it always seems to immediately disappear i’m the reason all of your bread goes stale
IT’S SIMPLE WE KILL WHOEVER DECIDED THAT RUNNING TRAIN TRACKS THROUGH INTERSECTIONS WAS A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE I AM WASTING GAS SITTING HERE AND SOME ASSHOLE LITERALLY TURNED INTO A PARKING LOT AND SQUEEZED HIS WAY THROUGH OTHER CARS AND WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION ON A ONE WAY STREET (BUT HE WAS DRIVING ON THE SIDEWALK) BECAUSE HE HAD SOMEWHERE REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT TO BE AT 10:30 ON A GOD...
Put a ♥ in my ask if you would date me.
DO THIS!!!! (no dont this is gay omg)