AND TONIGHT AND TOMORROW WILL BE SPENT WITH MY LOVELY (VERY DELICIOUS) BOYFRIEND
am i crazy because i want to touch your skin?
is it crazy that i’ve got nothing to believe in that was built by human hands, or controlled by demand?
so if love is true, let’s burn the factory.
take off your shoes babe, it’s time for dancing.
i never leave the house without a pocket of pills.
operator, operator i, i’ve no solitude from the digging hands, no way.
okay, now i’m losing it and i can’t keep up.
operator, operator it’s nothing personal, but i’m choking tears.
i’m thinking about giving in.
it’s no better than before, it’s just never mentioned.
it’s too late.
and we keep running this race that cannot be won.
i keep coming up empty.
i just want to be happy.
NOT TO SOUND LIKE A WHINY BITCH OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I’M NOT.
CAN WE STOP PUTTING MY SEX LIFE INTO CARTOON FORM AND POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK
AT FIRST IT’S FUNNY AND THEN I’M LIKE “WHAT IF ONE OF MY COWORKERS FINDS MY FACEBOOK. OR MY DAD.”
NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
well you might but whatever
SEEING BOYFRIEND + GOING TO MIAMI = ONLY THINGS I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO RIGHT NOW
my boyfriend tried to send me flowers today (again). i foiled his surprise on saturday though. he was like “hahahahahahaha i have a surprise for you” and i was like “tell me~” and he was like NO I’LL NVR TELL U and i pretended to be mad at him until he told me what it was. he was going to get one red rose delivered in some sort of crystal vase and i was like “lol waste of money flowers die in like 2 days”.
SO WHILE IT WAS A VERY SWEET GESTURE, it was totally unnecessary and oh my god i love him so much.
i want to die, he’s so amazing.
it should be illegal for you to make me this happy.
IN OTHER NEWS MY BRA IS SQUEAKY
FUCKING HATE THAT.
- kid i don't know on facebook: ?
- me: uhhh, can i help you?
- kid i don't know on facebook: yeah you can give me your phone number
- me: no thanks!
- kid i don't know on facebook: do you not know who i am?
- me: uhhh, nope.
- kid i don't know on facebook: i know lil wayhne on afirst name basis
- me: do i care? no.
- kid i don't know on facebook: u should
- me: i dont, at all
- kid i don't know on facebook: fuck uk, fag
- me: u mad br0?
- kid i don't know on facebook: yeah
- me: SUXXX
you’re so far away.
WHICH IS PRETTY COOL.
because it’s this gay shark tooth thing.
but i think it’s pretty cute that he gave it to me to wear.
(it stabbed me in the neck and woke me up at like 2am yesterday morning though and i was like WHAT THE FUCK)
I think I heard the words “fingers in your ass” at least forty times in one god damn night. and I heard him stick his dick in Sarah. Meet Sarah.
She loves getting her picture taken. We never went to the pumpkin patch.
ALSO GOD DAMN MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTRACTIVE
I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD POINT THAT OUT