"thank you for being my stunningly hot girlfriend
i miss you so much, and it makes my tumtum upset....
oh sweet jesus
kid i don't know on facebook: ?
me: uhhh, can i help you?
kid i don't know on facebook: yeah you can give me your phone number
me: no thanks!
kid i don't know on facebook: do you not know who i am?
me: uhhh, nope.
kid i don't know on facebook: i know lil wayhne on afirst name basis
me: do i care? no.
kid i don't know on facebook: u should
me: i dont, at all
kid i don't know on facebook: fuck uk, fag
me: u mad br0?
kid i don't know on facebook: yeah
i miss you more than i'll ever actually admit.
you’re so far away.
and then there was that one time i spent like 3...
WHICH IS PRETTY COOL.
i look like a lesbian with jon's necklace on
because it’s this gay shark tooth thing. but i think it’s pretty cute that he gave it to me to wear. (it stabbed me in the neck and woke me up at like 2am yesterday morning though and i was like WHAT THE FUCK)
Jon Jensen came to visit
erinbobmetalpants: I think I heard the words “fingers in your ass” at least forty times in one god damn night. and I heard him stick his dick in Sarah. Meet Sarah. She loves getting her picture taken. We never went to the pumpkin patch. THIS ALSO GOD DAMN MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTRACTIVE I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD POINT THAT OUT
i think it’s pretty neat that i didn’t wear makeup the entire 3 days i spent with boyfriend and had a zit on my forehead and he still thinks i’m the prettiest girl in the world. D’AWWWWWW. so happy blog 2k10.
guess who just had the best 3 days of her life?
ME. I FUCKING DID. aaand, boyfriend bought me this shirt: http://www.80stees.com/products/Yep-King-Of-The-Hill-T-shirt.asp SO EXCITED.
THINGS THAT I LIKED ABOUT YESTERDAY:
almost boyfriend becoming actual boyfriend staying the night at a hotel with him UNF gettin’ laid while erin and austin were in the same room oops NOW I’M JUST WAITING FOR BOYFRIEND TO WAKE UP BEFORE I HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH
BUT I GET TO SEE MY BOY IN 2 DAYS
what i am currently looking forward to:
going home taking a shower subsequently taking a nap, because showers make me tired maybe eating something with a lot of cheese on it king of the hill BEDTIME repeat for next 2 days FASTFORWARD TO SATURDAY SEEING ALMOST BOYFRIEND~ HIM BECOMING ACTUAL BOYFRIEND UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
i’m going to watch some breaking bad tonight. and mostly wait for saturday to get here so i can see my hot (almost) boyfriend. BYE~
i'm so dang excited for next weekend
I GET TO SEE MY (KIND OF BUT NOT REALLY) BOYFRIEND~ ALL MOTHERFUCKIN’ WEEKEND HOTEL PARTY BR0~ HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and by “hotel party”, i mean that we are going to rent a hotel room and not invite anyone else because WE NEED SUM AL0NE TIME unf.