February 2012
someone teach me how to do cute stuff with my hair 
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the thing i don’t like about samuel l. jackson is that samuel l. jackson thinks samuel l. jackson is better than everyone else in the whole world
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Bruce Springsteen's butt
madrexmonster: hello
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now i’m looking at pictures of 80s bruce and clutching my uterus
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triphop: i want to go back in time and bang bruce springsteen in the 1980s
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oH god i had a sex dream about andrew last night and i woke up and was like “wow that was really uncomfortable” because the whole time we dated there was never any sexy tiemz apart from kissing me on the lips :@
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crazycatladyfromchicago said: parkland college…...
yap i got a speeding ticket in piatt county last friday ;~;
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i got a thing in the mail from parkland college today about where i have to go to take that dumb driver’s safety course and i was like OH YES I’M NOT GOING TO LOSE MY LICENSE  so i went to register for it and the pamphlet was like “you are eligible for this course if you have not received any other traffic violation citations within the last 12 months of the date on your...
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i bought chloe a hedgehog toy at petsmart and she already tore it apart :@
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i think i’m going to take chloe to petsmart and buy her a nice thing 
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WatchWatch
churchofcod: buttholeannihilator: i will literally never get sick of this omfg  omfg
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we are acquaintances right up until you start throwing xD into the conversation then we’re just two people who chatted occasionally on facebook but don’t anymore
Feb 25th
unable to see my haters
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afghanistanini: remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
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just woke up suhwag
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brb passing out
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hilarious things about my ex-best-friend-4ever
one time joe told me all of these white polyps or s/t in his mouth and went to see a physician about it and it turns out he has halitosis (i hope it’s chronic halitosis HI JOE) anyway he used to carry around packs of gum because no one wants to inhale smelly halitosis breath, and he tore every piece of gum into 3 pieces so he could save the rest for when he has a halitosis attack. and then...
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also the first tooth i lost was at school during rehearsal for those dorky primary school plays that everyone always put on and there were lots of butterflies and bees and sunflowers and stuff  anyway my tooth fell out and everyone was going “OOOOOH LET ME SEE IT LET ME SEE IT” because i didn’t know what to do with it and i was just holding it in my hand, determined to finish...
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one time at school when i was 6 or s/t this kid peed his pants in his chair and instead of telling anyone, he got up and tried to wipe his chair off with his class work 
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i have to get a ct scan on monday at 9 which is also the time i have to be at work my bosses are currently in jamaica so i don’t have any way of telling them surpriiiiiise
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obscurememeticreference said: Man… that must be...
IT REALLY IS BECAUSE THE ONLY CUTE BOY I WANT IS THE ONE THAT I AM PRETENDING DOESN’T EXIST generally speaking though nah it’s okay i guess
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if you haven’t already, go follow my IT crowd blog :-) (if you’re into that sort of thing i guess)
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it’s weird that every guy i used to have a huge crush on has come out of the woodwork out of nowhere and ugh there are too many cute boys in my life r/n
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i need 2 sleep but i’m distracted by my cute dog
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OH MY GOD SCHOOL STARTS SO SOON
kim-jong-chill: so this happened apparently
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