ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
i think i’ve seen triumph of the will about as many times as mr. aikman made us watch jfk’s assassination in slow motion in u.s. history (A LOT OF TIMES)
me: why doesn't kroger have all the flavors of greek yogurt
dustin: i don't know let's go look
eric: are we really going
eric: are we going to.... chad kroger?
fartgallery: I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
WHY ARENT CARS FREE
r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
i wish i knew how to set up a slave drive so i could get stuff off my old laptop’s hdd bunch of mickey mouse bullshit
arjaypirate: Remember when you watched that episode of fairly odd parents and he was having a fight with his teacher. Remember he split the atom of an eraser. Ya believe it or not it doesn’t work that way. Learn something new every day. is this supposed to make any sense or provide me with some sort of amazing revelation because it has done neither of those things
shavingryansprivates: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” this post is really dumb and probably written by a 15 year old
I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never...– Frida Kahlo (via godspeedtoyou)
“i thought if i saved something on my computer at home then it would be on this one too” oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
german lady makes me so mad sometimes she wanted me to help her with something she couldn’t figure out at home so she came to the office and was like “okay i saved it on my computer at home so it should be here right” and i was like “if you saved it at home it’s going to be on your computer at home, not the one here” and she was like “no it won’t it...
why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
sl3ndy replied to your post: loneseeker1990 replied to y… is it as much of a problem as when i finally decided to spend $30 on two boxes of French Toast Crunch? god dammit nick
loneseeker1990 replied to your post: let’s get this party star… I have seen this cereal around but never tried it. Care to comment on the quality? maybe even a cereal review? ummmmmmm it’s delicious and i eat it a lot it’s a problem
phlynn: sony stocks have risen dramatically wii u sales have risen dramatically all because of the xbox one reveal, well done xbox one
reesesweatshirt said: sneetches can’t hold all the...
YO THE SNEETCHES FUCKIN OWN ON THIS BEACH YOU CAN’T HOLD 10 MARSHMALLOW STICKS
last night i had a dream in which i was trying to convince someone that the sneetches were actually called snorlaxes but they wouldn’t believe me and i got so mad that i left the country
“the committee in charge of ruining everything ever” is my favorite euphemism for the nazi party
where the heck do all of my hair clips/ties go
prehistoricturtlesaurus said: Is he amon göffik?
ralph fiennes’ amon göth could most definitely get it like 1000%