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gaspack:

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

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officialheimskr:

Charlie tellin’ it like it is. 

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shout out to whoever in russia deemed my tumblr account valuable enough to hack

Anonymous asked:
Did you get hacked?

apparently so

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Anonymous asked:
Jesus died, you know

this blog has become dedicated to the messages i get from irate anons who are real peeved that i made a joke about jesus

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y’all

my 4-year-old joke and i have arrived on the front page of reddit

Anonymous asked:
Do you still get Jesus asks

practically never, as you can see

Anonymous asked:
i saw the post abt jesus and come to check ur blog bc of the username (i'm a kpop fan, cringe now) i was more surprised the username was still the same considering most popular posters either change their username or deactivate their blog and make a new one. your best bet is to change ur user probably :/

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“The Shining” Review

5paragraphmovie:

Are you scared? The Shining is a movie about being scared in the mountains. It has action, scary, and too long. For those there reasons, that is why The Shining is my favorite movie. I hope you enjoy!

First, action. The Shining has a lot of action. For instance, when they run from Jack who is chasing them. That scene is packed with action. The movie Shining has a lot of action.

Next, scary. If you are scared, Shining is the movie for you. I watched this movie with my uncle because my dad is out of town for business and he said it would be okay to watch. The whole movie I was very scared and I still am scared. If you dad is out of town and you like being scared, this is the movie for you. The Shining is scared.

Finally, too long. The Shining is too long. Your uncle might say that it isn’t too long, but you will know when you watch that it is too long. For instance, when the movie keeps going after he is locked in the kitchen with the food. The Shining is too long.

In conclusion, thank you for reading my review of Shining. It is action, is scary, and it is too long. These are the reasons that make Shining my favorite movie. I hope you watch the Shining and write a review of the movie Shining too. Who knows, maybe you will like the Shining too!

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