Anonymous asked:
You know that Jesus was kinda, sorta, yanno, nailed to a cross and left to die because of his magic tricks, right? Like, his death is one of the biggest events of Christianity?

it’s been at least 4 years since i made that joke

what are y’all doing with your time

Anonymous asked:
As a Catholic: thank you

as a non-catholic: goodbye

Anonymous asked:
The fact that you call your boyfriend an idiot just shows what men hating pieces of shit feminists are.

hey @coxfoxbox did you know i hate men and by association you i guess bc this person can’t detect sarcasm

the truth is finally out

the last 2 years have been a ruse

(aw this is the first message i’ve received about that post where someone has taken a shot at feminism and not the jesus thing)

gabrieldreyfuss:

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

Anonymous asked:
They killed Jesus

y’all

unofficialofficialtoadette:

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

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Anonymous asked:
Now if I'm correct. Jesus was whipped, burned at the stake, and had wooden stakes pierced through his hands. I'm p sure none of those are good things.

the less i get on tumblr the funnier these messages get

yesterdaysprint:

Daily Independent Journal, San Rafael, California, May 19, 1960

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