*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon
dennys what the fuck
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
being in bed w/someone when they fall asleep before me is the worst because then i’m like “oh shit i hope i don’t wake them up by doing this thing” so i do everything really quietly and slowly
like it will take me 5 minutes to get out of bed if i have to go to the bathroom or get a drink or plug my phone in and then i’m like “wait what if they’re actually still awake wondering what i’m doing and thinking i’m really weird oh god please don’t be awake”