reesesweatshirt said: sneetches can’t hold all the Pokémon.
YO THE SNEETCHES FUCKIN OWN ON THIS BEACH
YOU CAN’T HOLD 10 MARSHMALLOW STICKS
5 hours ago · 2 notes
last night i had a dream in which i was trying to convince someone that the sneetches were actually called snorlaxes but they wouldn’t believe me and i got so mad that i left the country
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“the committee in charge of ruining everything ever” is my favorite euphemism for the nazi party
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where
the heck
do all of my hair clips/ties go
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prehistoricturtlesaurus said: Is he amon göffik?
goodbye
10 hours ago · 1 note
ralph fiennes’ amon göth could most definitely get it
like
1000%
10 hours ago · 3 notes
what
that wouldn’t have been a very successful attempt at arson
you can’t attempt it with just a knife
the fuck, great britain :@
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The worst way to go
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when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
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